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Designated Rally Points

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What the Command says this provesYour designated Rally Point: Chili's Grill & Bar, Austin. Report at 10:00 AM sharp on November 3. The Command has a reservation under "Freedom."
What it actually isAll thirty addresses are invented. There is no reservation, no Rally Point, and no gathering.

The record

Every Patriot Card assigns one of thirty addresses, each paired with an Austin ZIP code and a street named after a slogan (Molon Labe Loop, Drain The Swamp Rd, 1876 Landline Loop). None of them are real addresses, and there is no Chili's at any of them.

Chili's Grill & Bar is a real restaurant chain with no connection to this project. No reservation has been made at any of its restaurants, and nothing connected to this website is scheduled at any Chili's or any other location.

The joke is the anticlimax: after the paper maps, the in-person cells and the oath, every patriot's secret staging location is a Chili's. Do not go looking for it.

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  • PM-075Your designated Rally Point: Chili's Grill & Bar, [one of thirty addresses], Austin. Report at 10:00 AM sharp on November 3. The Command has a reservation under "Freedom."Every address is invented, no reservation exists, and nothing is happening at any Chili's (Source [36]).ABSURDAppears on: /join· Disclosed in Source Archive

Creator note

Shown only on the back of the Patriot Card, without a footnote, so it reads like a genuine assignment. It is still classified here.