Event Particulars
This is a work of political performance art and satire.
No march is taking place.
No organization described on this website is conducting this event.
No fictional meeting point listed here is an actual event location.
Do not travel to participate in this fictional event.
What this website is
THE PATRIOT MARCH is a website built to look like a well-funded national political mobilization. It imitates political propaganda, conspiracy rhetoric, fundraising pages, citation theater, and the infrastructure of mobilization campaigns: countdowns, supporter counters, leadership pages, travel hubs, and donation funnels.
The organization behind it, the “National Grassroots Command,” is fictional. So are its leaders, its experts, its statistics, its buses, and its march. The website is the performance. Nothing it describes will happen.
Every factual-sounding claim on the site carries a footnote. Every footnote leads to the Source Archive, which classifies the claim as verified, misleading, disputed, fabricated, or absurd and explains the difference.
What this website does not do
- It does not organize, schedule, or promote any real gathering, at the Texas Capitol or anywhere else.
- The “designated Rally Point” on the Patriot Card and the convergence on the Capitol described on the Travel page are fictional. The card's addresses do not exist, no reservation has been made, no restaurant (including any Chili's) is involved, and no one will gather at the Texas Capitol for this event. Do not go to any of these places for it.
- It does not transmit names, email addresses, phone numbers, voter information, travel plans, or other personal information. A name entered for the Patriot Card is saved only in that browser and can be cleared with “Take the Pledge Again.”
- It does not accept money. The donation page has no payment fields and no payment processor. No cryptocurrency address exists.
- It does not provide voting instructions. The Command's claims about mail voting are false: voting by mail is legal and secure in Texas for eligible voters. See VoteTexas.gov for who is eligible.
- It is not affiliated with, and does not impersonate, any candidate, campaign, party, committee, government office, nonprofit, advocacy group, or other real organization, including any group with a similar name.
- This project takes no position in any race on the November 3, 2026 ballot, including the U.S. Senate race between Ken Paxton and James Talarico. Neither campaign has any connection to it.
- Real public figures mentioned on the site, including Hasan Piker, have no connection to the project. Claims the fictional organization makes about them are classified in the archive as fabricated or absurd.
If you are a Texas voter
This project gives no voting instructions. For official information, use the Texas Secretary of State and VoteTexas.gov. The Secretary of State lists these dates for the November 2026 general election:
- Voter registration deadline
- Monday, October 5, 2026
- Early voting
- Monday, October 19 through Friday, October 30, 2026
- Last day to apply for a mail ballot
- Friday, October 23, 2026 (received, not postmarked)
- Election Day
- Tuesday, November 3, 2026
Source: Texas Secretary of State, Important Dates for the 2026 Election. Dates verified September 18, 2026; confirm with official sources.
Where to go next
The Source Archive documents every claim on the site. The Disclosure explains how the performance was built and what it is about.